{"product_id":"revenge-of-the-sirens-paperback","title":"Revenge of the Sirens Paperback","description":"\u003cp class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMermaids are real. Unfortunately… so am I.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"\u003eTurns out being the first siren born in centuries comes with some serious downsides—like every merman in the Atlantic suddenly wanting to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eclaim\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eme. And not for a relationship. For breeding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"\u003eGross.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"\u003eWorse? The sea witch kidnapped my boyfriend and stole my voice, leaving me to rely on my friends to help me get him back while dodging a horde of muscle-bound fish-men with daddy issues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"\u003eBut I’m not the type to roll over and play helpless.\u003cbr\u003eI’ve got a plan, a backbone, and maybe a few deadly tricks of my own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"\u003eBy the time I’m done, the sea witch—and every merman who thought I was theirs—will wish they’d stayed in the depths where they belong.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Raven Storm's Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54621621453166,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/7913\/1502\/files\/3d.png?v=1787333536","url":"https:\/\/shop.authorravenstorm.com\/products\/revenge-of-the-sirens-paperback","provider":"Raven Storm's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}